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Finders Keepers? London Mayor under Investigation Over Cigar Case

24 Jun

Aziz Cigar

I saw this story today and wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it on over five major news sites. Apparently, the mayor of London has come under police investigation for nothing less than owning a cigar case! No, not just any cigar case.

Police demand to know how he came into possession of a red leather cigar case belonging to former Iraqi deputy premier Tariq Aziz. Both Aziz and Hussein enjoyed the occasional stogie as evidenced by numerous photos and video footage of the two lighting up, often with fine cognac or whiskey.

The mayor, who is a former journalist, admitted to having found the case among the debris of Aziz’s home, following its bombardment in 2003. He wrote about the finding at the time, and kept it as a trophy of his trip.

Aziz's noose

Now, let me see if I’m getting this right. We try to kill the guy, bomb his house out of existence and put him on trial for his countless crimes against humanity for which he is likely to get noose around his neck, and British police get pushed over the edge over who took a cigar case following a gigantic explosion? As far as I’m concerned, Aziz is lucky he won’t get hanged with the cigar case shoved up the wazzo!

I guess they better remember this to avoid “war criminal” status when the Castro regime finally comes crashing down: “You can kill the guy, but lay off the humidors!”

 
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New Cigar T-Shirts

21 Nov

Let’s face it. Even as anti tobacco forces attempt to ban cigars throughout the country, they can’t ban freedom of speech. I have been revamping the t-shirt shop to include more unique designs, excellent print quality, more colors and a better interface. In addition to the current designs, I’ll be periodically adding new ones.

This means that I have phased out the Cafepress stuff and moved over to Printfection. Not only is their quality top notch, but they allow me to keep my copyright on anything I upload. I’m sure you’ll find this move beneficial. To place a special request on any of these designs, feel free to use the contact form.

As far as posters, mugs, etc., you’ll still be able to get those from Cafepress, but I will no longer update any apparel designs.

Here are a few of the many new designs. As always, lets take it to ‘em!

Cigar T-shirtspacer11.gifISOM Cigar T-Shirtspacer11.gifAhhbanos Front Cigar Tee

Celebrate Diversity Cigar T-Shirtspacer11.gifGot Cuban Cigars Women's Cap T-Shirtspacer11.gifCigar & Match Color T-Shirt

 
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An Agenda In Expedient Disguise

10 Nov

Iwas curiously watching a 1964 episode of a children’s comedy show when I suddenly realized how, even as a cigar enthusiast, I have been influenced by the anti-smoking movement.

In the episode, two thieves that have just escaped from prison proceed to steal two cigars from a gentleman’s pocket. Happy with their new acquisition they go on to gleefully light up right in front of a group of children and begin to converse with them as they puff on.

Cigar Smoke

Although the scene was funny, something within me was alarmed to see two adults smoking cigars in a children’s show! Yes, I admit to doing a definite double take, but then it also hit me: How did we ever survive for hundreds of years without all the anti-this and anti-that movements? For goodness sake, I grew up watching Tom and Jerry smoking stogies and even cigarettes without ever even noticing it. I didn’t even begin smoking cigars until my 30′s, after going on a Caribbean cruise where I finally had my first.

The point to me was clear though. The anti-smoking lobby has been effective and relentless over the years while the rest of us were either apathetic or unaware how much things are changing. Frankly, its alarming.

I read an article today in the Spanish newspaper El Mundo, where they interviewed a top global anti-tobacco spokeswoman. Doctor Judith Mackay, who has been named among TIMES’ most influential people of the year, states her dream in the headline’s subtitle: “to have a tobacco free world”. As to how they would achieve such a dream, she stated, there is only one way: to impose dramatic taxes and tariffs on all tobacco products and force people to give up purchasing them. She went on to assure the reporter that the global anti-tobacco campaign is just beginning.

the Hill

Couple this with the looming SCHIP bill, still being fought for in congress and you know that this piece of legislation has nothing to do with children’s health care. What this bill is, is the latest attempt by the anti-tobacco Nazis to surreptitiously push their agenda forward by masking it with a “Children’s Health Care” headline.

There are many ways to take care of children’s health care that don’t involve a crippling tobacco tax! But there’s only one way to mask an ideologically motivated dramatic tax hike these days; you have to link it to some sympathetic cause. The fact is that as a children’s health bill, the SCHIP expansion doesn’t even make sense and in more ways than one is self defeating. The measure is only good for one thing: to put everyone to sleep while they push an aggressive anti-cigar measure.

But the SCHIP bill was vetoed and that was that, right? Wrong! They have continued reworking many aspects of the bill in an attempt to bring on board the more liberal Republicans who supported the President in previous votes, and the latest headlines indicate that an agreement is close at hand. Without removing the mega tax on cigars, they are managing to accrue enough support in other areas of the bill to override the all but certain Presidential veto.

SCHIP

On other fronts, the anti-tobacco lobby has been successful at shutting down cigar lounges and clubs, and even passing laws that make it illegal to smoke a cigar in the privacy of your own home. In Europe, cigar magazines are being sued by anti-tobacco forces for “glorifying cigar smoking as a fine pleasure” and for “distribution of propaganda in favor of tobacco”, and private cigar club websites are being required to display annoying popup reminders that “tobacco kills”.

Yet, as much as we are under assault, it seems that there is no mobilization in the cigar industry or in aficionado circles to put up a good fight. I have personally written to my representatives as I know many others have as well, but before this is all over, more will have to be done, and I hope we’re all up for a good fight.

After all, the only thing worse than a crushing defeat, is a crushing defeat with the added shame of inaction.

 
 

Hennessy Cognac Distillery

03 Oct

hennessy cognac distillery

I want to switch gears quickly here if I may and go from southern Spain to the town of Cognac in central France. A recent business trip took me nearby and I couldn’t resist the urge to spend a day there, and tour the Hennessy cognac distillery located at the heart of the tiny town and right on the banks of the Charente river. I was surprised by how “off-the-beaten-path” the whole experience seemed, but must say that an absence of all the tourists probably did make the trip all the more enjoyable.

As you can imagine, there are vineyards everywhere around the town. It turns out that most quality Cognac is actually made primarily of grapes that are grown in three rather small areas of the town called Grande Champagne, Petite Champagne, and Borderies, though, in addition, it can technically also contain a certain percentage of grapes from three other areas called Fin Bois, Bon Bois, and Bois Ordinaries. Whatever the case, following the seasonal harvest, the grapes undergo fermentation separately by grape variety and area of origin. The three grape varieties that are grown the various areas within Cognac are called Ugni Blanc, Folle Blanche and Colombard.

Cognac alambic

The thin wine that is produced by the fermentation process then undergoes two serial distillations in very traditional copper alembics. The first of the two produces a rather weak spirit, called brouillis, that retains a lot of the original character of the grape. The brouillis is then returned to the boiler to undergo the second distillation which yields a target spirit of about 70% alcohol which is termed the eau de vie.

It takes a cellar master at this point, all of whom have long family histories in the trade, to make a critical decision: how to marry each batch of distillate with a particular oak barrel, pairing them according to the individual characteristics of both the oak, used to manufacture each hand-made barrel, and of the eau de vie, attempting to predict how they will evolve together during the aging process to bring out the very best of the eau de vie‘s potential.

cognac oak barrels

That task achieved, the aging process begins and continues somewhat endlessly. I say that because, although each eau de vie batch will be used, a bit at a time, for creating the various final cognac blends destined for the market, the remainder continues to age and evolve until it is all used up.

Some of the oldest batches we got to see at the cellar dated as far back as the mid 1800′s, and all have been used to some extent in the production of Hennessy’s line of cognacs.

Hennessy Eau de Vie Cellar

For creating a cognac, the cellar master then simply creates a formula containing over a hundred different eau de vie batches from the cellar. He may experiment with different batches, blending them into a final tester in an attempt to create something new or, in the case of the most renowned cognacs, to capture the essence and spirit of a particular line with remarkable consistency. Cognac, then, is not really the product of a single distillation and aging, but a skillful blend of many carefully selected eau de vie batches of various vintages.

Having completed the walkthrough of the distillery, the cellar and the blending room, I couldn’t imagine why anybody would want to go through all that to produce liquor; but as I made my way to the sampling area I was sure glad I get to drink it!

Hennessy Cognac Blending Table

 
 

Cohiba Maduro 5 : a new concept in Cuban cigars

26 Sep

It used to be that the only claim to a Cuban Maduro cigar came from infamous online shops claiming to sell pre-embargo Cuban cigars. To me, the entire claim was ludicrous on the surface, if only because until now, there has never been a genuine Cuban “Maduro”, and if may say so, I never expected it.

Cohiba Maduro 5

So you can guess how surprised I was to see that, after all these years, during this past Habanos festival Cuba unveiled their Cohiba Maduro 5; yes, they are actually labeling these cigars “Maduro” right on the label and bands!

I’m still a little intrigued as to why they would do it now. After all, Cuban wrappers are so uniquely different on their own that I had just grown to accept the proverbial Maduro as uniquely a non-Cuban thing.

Cohiba Maduro 5 Box

Nevertheless, Habanos S.A. is introducing the cigar as the “heir of the best tradition of Cuban dark wrapper cigars”. At first I said: A tradition of Maduro cigars? But they define their Maduro 5 wrappers as the upper leaves of the plant bearing a characteristic range of dark colors and textures brought on through their long, complex process of full natural fermentation, which, I suppose, is meant to say that they’ve not really done anything new, but just taken their fermentation process to the edge to come up with a very dark and rich wrapper, darker than they have until now. Reportedly, it takes five years of natural fermentation to produce the new wrapper, free of any chemical or temperature manipulation of any kind.

Cohiba Maduro 5 Cuban Cigar Closeup

In case you haven’t guessed it just yet, these cigars are expensive, prohibitively so in most cases, costing up to $ 650.00 a box depending on the format: Genios, Magicos, or Secretos. Hmmm… I see a review forthcoming.